This is The A Few Days Early News, the complete opposite to The A Few Days Late News. We have just discovered that in 3 days time, the Christmas season officially will start for some people! (hence why the reporter of The A Few Days Early News is writing in red and green) The shops have already put Christmas decorations up, and they are starting to sell Christmas things.
In annoyance for not winning the election, Gandalf has decided that, to put his mind off losing he will eat lots of chocolate and then become Gandalf the red so he looks like father Christmas. The people in the office here at T.A.F.D.E.N and T.A.F.D.L.N don't think that he'll look anything like father Christmas but, oh well.
That is all for The A Few Days Early News.